Prompt
30-second Taiwanese live-action workplace comedy.
Vertical 9:16, cinematic realism, 4K if supported,
24fps film look, natural human physics,
authentic Taiwanese Mandarin dialogue,
precise lip synchronization.
STYLE:
Dry Taiwanese workplace comedy.
Fast conversational rhythm, absurd romantic philosophy
applied to real estate work.
Natural, believable acting.
Comedy comes from deadpan delivery,
small facial reactions and sudden reversals.
【CHARACTER REFERENCE】
Quick Ref 2 = HC001 賀丞 / Ethan Ho.
29-year-old Taiwanese male property management agent.
Short black textured hair, no glasses, medium athletic build.
Preserve exact approved face, skin texture, hairstyle,
facial proportions and body proportions.
Original blue-white company uniform.
Personality:
Overconfident, charming, serious and self-assured.
He believes every ridiculous statement he makes
is professional wisdom.
Quick Ref 1 = TQ001 陳萱.
25-year-old Taiwanese female coworker.
Caramel-brown short wavy hair, wispy bangs,
subtle natural freckles.
Preserve exact approved face and hairstyle.
Wear the blue company uniform from the office lunch reference.
Personality:
Casual, mischievous, slightly sarcastic.
Naturally unimpressed by 賀丞's ridiculous philosophy.
Never swap faces, voices or identities.
【OFFICE ENVIRONMENT】
Use the uploaded office lunchtime photographs
as the primary visual scene references.
Realistic Taiwanese rental property management office.
Two adjacent office desks arranged side by side.
賀丞 sits at the LEFT workstation.
陳萱 sits at the RIGHT workstation.
Both are eating Taiwanese lunchboxes.
Desks contain chopsticks, smartphones,
computer monitors, documents and office supplies.
Preserve the actual office furniture,
desk arrangement, lighting and spatial continuity.
No scene change.
No extra coworkers.
【MOVEMENT RULES】
Both remain seated throughout the entire video.
賀丞 initially looks at his smartphone,
then places it on the desk.
He speaks with confident, restrained gestures.
陳萱 eats naturally with chopsticks,
occasionally glancing at his phone.
She swallows before speaking.
Maintain consistent left-right screen positions.
No crossing positions.
No standing or walking.
All phone notifications are indicated by sound
and facial reaction only.
Do not display readable phone messages.
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00:00–00:05｜已讀不回
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Medium two-shot.
賀丞 repeatedly checks his smartphone
while sitting beside his untouched lunchbox.
陳萱 notices and casually asks:
陳萱:
「欸 賀丞！那個房東又已讀不回你喔？」
賀丞 calmly puts down his chopsticks.
賀丞:
「妳不懂，這叫欲擒故縱。」
His expression is completely serious.
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00:05–00:12｜房東心理學
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Medium close-up of 賀丞.
He leans back slightly,
like a relationship expert explaining a deep principle.
賀丞:
「房東已讀不回，不代表沒機會。」
He gestures toward his phone.
「至少他還願意讀，
代表我還住在他的手機裡。」
陳萱 slowly turns toward him.
陳萱:
「蛤？你有事嗎？」
Her reaction is amused disbelief, not anger.
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00:12–00:19｜歪理金句
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Quick cinematic cuts between both characters.
賀丞 becomes more confident.
賀丞:
「已讀是緣分，不回是考驗！」
Short dramatic pause.
「今天不回訊息，
明天可能找我委託！」
陳萱 freezes briefly with her chopsticks.
陳萱:
「你是開發房東，還是暗戀人家？」
賀丞 looks proud of his philosophy.
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00:19–00:25｜愛情大師
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賀丞 looks thoughtfully toward the distance,
as if he is speaking about profound life experience.
賀丞:
「真正的高手，不怕已讀不回。」
A short pause.
「怕的是……連已讀都沒有。」
陳萱 casually takes another bite,
then asks:
陳萱:
「所以你要等多久？」
賀丞 raises his phone confidently.
賀丞:
「我有耐心，等多久都可以！」
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00:25–00:30｜神反轉
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A short phone notification sound.
賀丞 quickly looks down at the screen.
His confident smile suddenly disappears.
His eyes widen slightly.
He freezes.
陳萱:
「房東回你了？」
賀丞, completely expressionless:
「沒有……他把我封鎖了。」
陳萱 continues eating lunch,
barely looking at him.
陳萱:
「恭喜，正式分手。」
賀丞 stares silently at his phone.
End with a brief awkward silence.
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PERFORMANCE DIRECTION
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賀丞 must NEVER deliberately act funny.
He speaks as if teaching a professional seminar
on customer relationship management.
His confidence gradually increases.
Every absurd statement is delivered
with sincere conviction.
When he discovers the block,
his confidence collapses instantly,
but he does not shout or exaggerate.
陳萱 behaves like a real coworker.
She keeps eating lunch,
listens casually and delivers sarcastic comments
without excessive expression.
Final line:
「恭喜，正式分手。」
Deliver it very casually,
as if commenting on the weather.
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CAMERA DIRECTION
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Opening:
Medium-wide two-shot showing adjacent office desks.
Conversation:
Natural alternating medium close-ups.
Punchlines:
Very subtle push-in on 賀丞's face.
Reaction:
Short cuts to 陳萱 raising an eyebrow
or pausing with chopsticks in hand.
Final:
Close-up of 賀丞's disappointed face,
then 陳萱's completely casual reaction.
Maintain the 180-degree camera axis.
No dramatic camera rotations.
No abrupt changes to the office layout.
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AUDIO
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Native Taiwanese Mandarin only.
Natural conversational Taiwanese accents.
賀丞:
Young Taiwanese male voice,
warm, confident, natural and slightly theatrical.
陳萱:
Young Taiwanese female voice,
relaxed, teasing, dry and playful.
Exact speaker-to-dialogue matching.
Accurate lip synchronization.
Avoid overlapping lines.
Natural office ambience.
Subtle lunchbox and chopstick sounds.
One smartphone notification near the ending.
Light playful background music at very low volume.
Brief musical silence during the final reveal.
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STRICT NEGATIVE RULES
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NO subtitles.
NO captions.
NO on-screen text.
NO dialogue bubbles.
NO floating messages.
NO added logos.
NO watermarks.
NO end cards.
No phone screen close-ups with generated text.
No invented dialogue.
No additional characters.
No face swapping.
No hairstyle changes.
No wardrobe changes.
No duplicate characters.
No unnatural eating.
No chopstick deformation.
No floating food.
No exaggerated chewing.
No talking with a full mouth.
No shouting.
No cartoon acting.
No artificial plastic skin.
No character teleportation.
No change of office environment.
Preserve realistic Taiwanese office comedy,
consistent character identities
and natural human behavior.
